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Really bad pick up lines...use these and it's just you and your hand tonight!
"You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night”
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk too”
"That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
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"Did you fart, cause you blew me away"
"Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special"
"My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in"
"Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out"
"Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks"
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