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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off
Johnny Carson
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight
Phyllis Diller
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
Red Buttons
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city George Burns
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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice
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