*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?*When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling offthe table you always manage to knock something else over?
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