*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? *Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? *Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? *Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? *Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? *Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? *Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? *If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? *Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? *Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? *Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? *How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? *When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" *Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling offthe table you always manage to knock something else over?
